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The Apocryphal Emporium on Facebook

The Apocryphal Emporium ‘does’ Facebook

The Seers of the E.O.D.G. cast their gaze in to the depths of multitudinous dimensions, seeking wisdom and enlightenment, but rarely have they encountered such darkness and insanity as that found in the realms of Facebook.

Nevertheless, it is a testament to their bravery and tenacity that they have held fast and faced the madness to establish a beacon of light to guide poor, lost wanderers in that infernal realm.

It is, then, with great delight that we announce that the Apocryphal Emporium’s Facebook page. Sign up here for finger-on-the-pulse news about our projects, discoveries, news and sales.

We look forward to seeing you there.

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Behold, Harpocrates!

The researchers of The Order are tireless and diligent in their studies, following tenuous leads across continents, scouring dusty tomes in long-forgotten archives. Risking their very sanity, which was loosely held to begin with, to recover ages-lost artifacts.

After years of research, one such quest has finally succeeded in turning up this treasure: the original photo of Harpocrates in his official ceremonial garb. Occultists and scholars will recognise this image in the far more famous form that The Great Beast assimilated and doctored for his own nefarious aims, but any photographic historian will be able to tell you that that version was clearly tampered with.

The Esoteric Order of Discordian Gentlemen are proud to be able to offer reproductions of this sacred image, so that you may decorate your humble abodes and show your devotion to The Lord Trickster and Sacred Clown. More info…

The God of Silence and Childish Joy

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Welcome to The Apocryphal Emporium

Born from the Chaos infused minds of the Esoteric Order of Discordian Gentlemen, we are delighted to welcome you to the new home of our creative endeavours.

It is our mission to create the finest accouterments for the discerning Discordian and, indeed, any fancier of esoteric and occult curiosities.

Thus it is with great pride that we announce our inaugural artifact: The Five Fingered Hand of Eris enamel badge.

Show your devotion to the goddess and wear your badge with pride! Hail Eris! All Hail Discorida.

Buy now to secure this elegant symbol for the introductory price of only £5.00.