“God Hates Figs!”, the Archivist said.
“Sorry…what? Are you sure?”, the Master replied.
“Yup. Says it right here. Mark 11: 12-14. Ineffable word of God, apparently.”
“Well, if that’s what it says, that’s what it says. I mean, Eris isn’t keen on hot-dog buns, so, I guess, why not? Pass it on to the golems.”
The Master returned to his thoughts, but couldn’t quite shake the feeling that some people might have mis-read that.