Malaclypse the Younger – T-Shirt (white)


“Tis an ill wind that blows no minds”



Studying the Principia Discordia can lead one to glorious illumination, albeit at the cost of any notions of structure and order about reality.

During one such reading, our most talented artificer was moved to render the likeness of Malaclypse the Younger, Omnibenevolent Polyfather and prophet of Eris, forever and immortal upon a sacred slate made of rubber.

Painstakingly scratching away, in the fashion of Michelangelo, removing all that was not the essence Mal, When at last the final form was revealed, the artifact was subjected to alchemical transmutations that left an imprint upon anything it it touched.

Thus it is that The Apocryphal Emporium is delighted to offer such renderings, so that you may spread the infamy of the Omnibenevolent Polyfather on whatever adventures you partake.

“If you can master nonsense as well as you have already learned to master sense, then each will expose the other for what it is: absurdity. From that moment of illumination, a man begins to be free regardless of his surroundings. He becomes free to play order games and change them at will. He becomes free to play disorder games just for the hell of it. He becomes free to play neither or both. And as the master of his own games, he plays without fear, and therefore without frustration, and therefore with good will in his soul and love in his being.”

Malaclypse the Younger – Omnibenevolent Polyfather

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