Simon Says… – T-Shirt

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Simon says Make 2020 great again with your own portable Elder Sign!

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The Master paused as he passed the Circle Room, and listened.

“Simon says ‘Summon Dagon!’ Simon says ‘Summon Hastor!'”

The Master stopped a passing Archivist and asked, “What’s afoot here?”

“It seems they are enacting a ritual from a book”, he replied.

“Where did they find that?”, the Master asked.

“Simon’s Necronomicon”, replied the Archivist.

“And do you think it wise, given the year thus far?”

“I’m sure it’s fine. What could possibly go wrong?”

“Hmm…. well, if we find ourselves with a surplus of tentacles come Hogswatch, we’ll be having words!”

“Summon Cthulhu! Hahaha.. I didn’t say ‘Simon says’!!”

Ph’nglu̶i m̷̜̈g̸̢̱̉l̵̨̦͊w̷͍͊͝’̶̧͎̇͑n̵͙̭͆á̵̜́f̶̧̩̓̓ĥ̵̞̈ ̷̣̐C̶̼̾t̶͚̓h̴͍̿ù̷̞l̴̊ͅh̴̘̊ụ̷̊ ̸̗̀R̴̻̓R̵̨̼͍̜̃͊͊͛̕’̷̢̬͖͚͚̤̬̘̗̿͐͊́̏̈́͑̇̆͋ļ̸͚̺͈͉͖̬̦̙͇̙̹͙͇̩͍͙̭̖̑͑̃͑̀͝y̸̨̗̻͍̬̽̍̂͌̾̈́̆̈̒́͛̄̔̆̑e̴̝̱̬͚̬̭̫̊̔͑̇̌̇̇͝ĥ̵̛͈̪̭̤̙͎͎̰̓̽̅̄̀͝ͅ ̶̥͔̩̐̉̀̋̋͌͂̑̒̓̚ẁ̷̨̨͓̗̝̟̩̠̥͚̟͎͉̼̤̲̇͛̉̌̐̋̄͜ͅg̸͍̝͍̐̈̊̒̈́̏͂̿͂̐̋̋͒͘͠ͅͅa̶̙̟͐̇̋̌̿̆͛̓͊̾̑̔̕͝h̴̡̝͍̦̱͚͚͉̹͔͙̻͎̭͇̬̰̲̣̟͒̀̑̔͠͠’̶̢̨͚̬̜͔̥̲̯̹̠̼͍͉̭̘̫̪͉̏̑̊̎̓̈́͜n̸̢͇̝̦̝͍̯̺̖̺̠͈̣̠̺̭̼̺̈́͛͗̊̐̄̃a̶̬͎̼̻̺͕̫̜̩̖̼͗̌̎͗͋͜͝g̷̘͙̰͕̯̖͓͙̘̳̦̱̼̦͓͆͋͗̎͝ͅl̷̡̢̛̮̯̩͖̞͉̬̣͖̤̏͆̑̈́̏͌̉̒̐͑͌̄̂͆ ̶̨̹͖̭̥̺͕̪̹̺̞̂̋͜f̵̧̨̫͙̹̮̖̭̺͈̩̘̯̝͓̘͎͉̣̓h̴̡̺̟̞̖͎̲̮̙̼̲̹̟͚̤̲̣̘̜̘͂̔̇͐̄̽̓͒̑̔́̃̌̓͊͂͌̀͠͝t̵̫̖̲̣͍̣͔̼̙̠̝̜̏͑͌̽̈́͛͒͆̅͒̆́̽͘ả̸̡̭̝̻͇̞̭͍̐͑̿̿͐̈́̔̏̔̈͌̈́̒͋͆̏ģ̴̹̤̤̟̲̯̟̲̜̳̫̯̰̄̅̒͋̅̓̈́́̾͑͐̚͜͜͝n̴̨̪̺̗̹͈̱̙̜̝̫̮͉͇̼͚̿̂̇̌̾̉͐̈́̓̈́̀̊͑̃́̕ͅ.”

 

 

Narrator: The year was 2020. They would all soon discover what could go wrong.

 

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Size

S (34-36 inch chest), M (38-40 inch chest), L (42-44 inch chest), XL (46-48 inch chest), 2XL (50-52 inch chest), 3XL (54-56 inch chest)

Type

Unisex T-Shirt

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